Title: I miss all of the good games.
10:07 PM - Ժϕτ: One round
10:07 PM - Ժϕτ: I was fucking up everything as a roboticist
10:08 PM - Ժϕτ: Yeah
10:08 PM - Ժϕτ: I was the roboticist
10:08 PM - Ժϕτ: And I was goign around
10:08 PM - Ժϕτ: breaking fucking EVERYTHING
10:08 PM - Ժϕτ: Some dude found me
10:08 PM - Ժϕτ: And I was like
10:08 PM - Ժϕτ: FUCK
10:08 PM - Ժϕτ: he was head of security
10:09 PM - Ժϕτ: And he started chasing me
10:09 PM - Ժϕτ: I ran fast as fuck
10:09 PM - Ժϕτ: he started shooting his gune
10:09 PM - Ժϕτ: *stun gun
10:09 PM - Ժϕτ: After a while
10:09 PM - Ժϕτ: I made my way into medibay
10:09 PM - Ժϕτ: Into the first maintence tunnel where I broke shit
10:09 PM - Ժϕτ: and he cornered me
10:09 PM - Ժϕτ: I screamed over the headset that he was a traitor
10:09 PM - Ժϕτ: and the captain and the head of Medicine came
10:10 PM - Ժϕτ: He was like
10:10 PM - Ժϕτ: I SAW HIM CUT WIRES AND PIPES
10:10 PM - Ժϕτ: I was like
10:10 PM - Ժϕτ: RETARD
10:10 PM - Ժϕτ: THAT IS MY JOB
10:10 PM - Ժϕτ: I HAVE TO RE-ROUTE SHIT
10:10 PM - Ժϕτ: WELL WHY DID YOU RUN THEN?
10:10 PM - Ժϕτ: YOU SHOT ME
10:10 PM - Ժϕτ: Then after some more arguing
10:10 PM - Ժϕτ: I called for a court case
10:10 PM - Ժϕτ: He said
10:10 PM - Ժϕτ: Fuck it
10:10 PM - Ժϕτ: Let me go
10:11 PM - Ժϕτ: And I went back to breaking shit
10:11 PM - Ժϕτ: But that is not the best part
10:11 PM - Ժϕτ: This is where it became awesome
10:11 PM - Ժϕτ: He RPd insanity
10:11 PM - Ժϕτ: Because I ruined his name
10:11 PM - Ժϕτ: He kidnapped the captain
10:11 PM - Ժϕτ: held him in the security office
10:11 PM - Ժϕτ: handcuffed him
10:11 PM - Ժϕτ: and locked the door
10:12 PM - Ժϕτ: The doctor and I went on an epic mission to save the captain
10:12 PM - Ժϕτ: But it turns out that Darrel, the crazy guy
10:12 PM - Ժϕτ: Was still armed
10:12 PM - Ժϕτ: And dangerous
10:12 PM - Ժϕτ: We were playing cat and mouse dodging his rounds
10:12 PM - Ժϕτ: While the captain told us to call the emgency shuttle
10:13 PM - Ժϕτ: Which we couldn't do
10:13 PM - Ժϕτ: All of a sudden
10:13 PM - Ժϕτ: A FUCKING CLOWN COMES IN
10:13 PM - Ժϕτ: DROPS A FLAME THROWER
10:13 PM - Ժϕτ: AND THEN TELLS ME TO FIGHT THE HoC
10:13 PM - Ժϕτ: Head of Security
10:14 PM - Ժϕτ: I get stunned
10:14 PM - Ժϕτ: handcuffed
10:14 PM - Ժϕτ: The clown comes in
10:14 PM - Ժϕτ: Picks up the flamethrower
10:14 PM - Ժϕτ: AND BURNS EVERYTHING
10:14 PM - Ժϕτ: but ultimately kills himself
10:14 PM - Ժϕτ: Darell then puts me in a locker
10:14 PM - Ժϕτ: puts the cpatain in a locker
10:14 PM - Ժϕτ: and then BARRICADES HIMSELF in the bridge
10:15 PM - Ժϕτ: Screaming about voices in his head
10:15 PM - Ժϕτ: I am calling over the headset
10:15 PM - Ժϕτ: For anyone to help
10:15 PM - Ժϕτ: The doctor that was with me ran
10:15 PM - Ժϕτ: and never came back
10:15 PM - Ժϕτ: One guy was AFK
10:15 PM - Ժϕτ: And the only guy that could have fucking helped
10:15 PM - Ժϕτ: TURNED OUT TO BE THE FUCKING VOICES IN DARELLS HEAD
10:16 PM - Ժϕτ: A security guard named ryan
10:16 PM - Ժϕτ: Was talking to Darell
10:16 PM - Ժϕτ: And telling him to do things
10:16 PM - Ժϕτ: Calling himself the voices in Darells head
10:16 PM - Ժϕτ: While the captai nand I pieced the puzzle together
10:16 PM - Ժϕτ: Ryan was refusing to help us
10:17 PM - Ժϕτ: When we realized what was going on
10:17 PM - Ժϕτ: We confronted Ryan over the headset
10:17 PM - Ժϕτ: He then told us to shut the fuck up
10:17 PM - Ժϕτ: And Darell was in charge of our fates
10:17 PM - Ժϕτ: This is where things got bad
10:17 PM - Ժϕτ: because the captain was a fucking pussy
10:17 PM - Ժϕτ: And then said he would listen to Darell
10:18 PM - Ժϕτ: The last four rounds were RP heavy
10:18 PM - Ժϕτ: Anyway
10:18 PM - Ժϕτ: Ryan came in
10:18 PM - Ժϕτ: And the captain listened to Darrell's reasoning
10:18 PM - Ժϕτ: He talked about me breaking shit
10:18 PM - Ժϕτ: HE talked about the voiced
10:18 PM - Ժϕτ: He even explained why he hurt the cpatain and held him hostage
10:18 PM - Ժϕτ: I kept telling the cptain
10:18 PM - Ժϕτ: that he ius fucking nuts
10:19 PM - Ժϕτ: And the captain told me to shut the fuck up
10:19 PM - Ժϕτ: Then the captain said that Darrell was right all along
10:19 PM - Ժϕτ: Got let out of his locker
10:19 PM - Ժϕτ: Let out of his handcuffs
10:19 PM - Ժϕτ: THEN THEY CALL THE SHUTTLE
10:19 PM - Ժϕτ: AND THE CAPTAIN SAYS
10:19 PM - Ժϕτ: KEEP DOT IN CUFFS
10:20 PM - Ժϕτ: He fucking threw me under the bus
10:20 PM - Ժϕτ: They got me out of the locker
10:20 PM - Ժϕτ: AND I FUCKING SPRINTED
10:20 PM - Ժϕτ: SO FAST
10:20 PM - Ժϕτ: But this is where karma comes in to play
10:20 PM - Ժϕτ: Remember how I broke shit in the begining of the game?
10:20 PM - Ժϕτ: Well
10:20 PM - Ժϕτ: Turns out
10:20 PM - Ժϕτ: I FUCKING CUT THE POWER CABLES TO THE DOORS I NEEDED TO ESCAPE
10:20 PM - Ժϕτ: I was stuck at a dead end
10:21 PM - Ժϕτ: While the two security guards came
10:21 PM - Ժϕτ: Tazered me
10:21 PM - Ժϕτ: And beat me into the ground
10:21 PM - Ժϕτ: They recuffed me
10:21 PM - Ժϕτ: Dragged me back to the ship
10:21 PM - Ժϕτ: And cuffed me to the chair
10:21 PM - Ժϕτ: I was screaming about how this was insanity
10:21 PM - Ժϕτ: Then
10:21 PM - Ժϕτ: The ship took off
10:21 PM - Ժϕτ: And crashed
10:21 PM - Ժϕτ: And we all died

Title: Klip's fucking insane.
9:43 PM - Ժϕτ: It was a really oddly specific dream
9:44 PM - Ժϕτ: and it was vivid as fuck
9:44 PM - Ժϕτ: Somehow I got involved in this sort of survival game
9:44 PM - Ժϕτ: Where the winning pair gets eternal life
9:45 PM - Ժϕτ: I entered alone so I got paired up with Rosarita
9:45 PM - Ժϕτ: and I began my epic battle
9:45 PM - Ժϕτ: Sadly
9:45 PM - Ժϕτ: It was fucked up
9:45 PM - Ժϕτ: There were some rules that I don't remember
9:45 PM - Ժϕτ: But ultimately
9:45 PM - Ժϕτ: It was four people left
9:45 PM - Ժϕτ: Rosarita and I
9:45 PM - Ժϕτ: and this kid and his bitch
9:46 PM - Ժϕτ: Rosarita and I killed the kid's bitch
9:46 PM - Ժϕτ: and we were pretty much set for eternal life
9:46 PM - Ժϕτ: because we won by a technicality
9:46 PM - Ժϕτ: however
9:46 PM - Ժϕτ: the kid came
9:46 PM - Ժϕτ: and killed Roasrita
9:46 PM - Ժϕτ: With the intention of killing me
9:46 PM - Ժϕτ: I know this is going to sound weird
9:47 PM - Ժϕτ: But he sniped her with a pencil eraser
9:47 PM - Ժϕτ: For some reason, that made a lot of sense during the dream
9:47 PM - Ժϕτ: because both our lieutenants were dead
9:47 PM - Ժϕτ: Both of us couldn't get eternal life
9:47 PM - Ժϕτ: Even though I pretty much won
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9:48 PM - Ժϕτ: Rosarita and I bonded over the course of the game
9:48 PM - Ժϕτ: And were in love
9:48 PM - Ժϕτ: And then
9:48 PM - Ժϕτ: Her death
9:48 PM - Ժϕτ: Broke me down
9:48 PM - Ժϕτ: I hunted this fucker down
9:48 PM - Ժϕτ: and I killed him
9:48 PM - Ժϕτ: Boy did I kill him
9:49 PM - Ժϕτ: I killed him with a pencil that's tip broke off
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9:49 PM - Ժϕτ: Don't understand the pencil shit
9:49 PM - Ժϕτ: I really don't
9:49 PM - inverted L-block|Destroy walls: sounds like plot filler
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9:50 PM - Ժϕτ: Since I won the game, but also lost
9:50 PM - Ժϕτ: I died
9:50 PM - Ժϕτ: but lived as a ghost
9:50 PM - Ժϕτ: and I pretty much lived through my "life" suffering
9:51 PM - Ժϕτ: Since I couldn't interact with people, and I was froever mourning the loss of Rosarita
9:51 PM - Ժϕτ: before I fully became a ghost though
9:51 PM - Ժϕτ: I was eating dinner with my family
9:51 PM - Ժϕτ: Extended family
9:51 PM - Ժϕτ: Like everyone
9:51 PM - Ժϕτ: And I was obviously distraught
9:51 PM - Ժϕτ: My family was making a big deal about it
9:52 PM - Ժϕτ: And said Rosarita wasn't worth anything
9:52 PM - Ժϕτ: So I should just fucking move on
9:52 PM - Ժϕτ: I threw a shit fit
9:52 PM - Ժϕτ: And left
9:52 PM - Ժϕτ: Came back, everyone thinks I am over reacting at the death of my lover
9:52 PM - Ժϕτ: I keep trying to explain that she was murdered
9:52 PM - Ժϕτ: And murdered when our dream was going to come true
9:52 PM - Ժϕτ: but no one listened
9:53 PM - Ժϕτ: Then I became a ghost
9:53 PM - Ժϕτ: and just suffered
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9:53 PM - Ժϕτ: So
9:53 PM - Ժϕτ: tl'dr
9:54 PM - Ժϕτ: Enter surival game, pair up randomly, fall in love, get extremely close to enternal life with my lover, she dies, my revenge isn't fulfilling, and then I am forced to endure my suffering without eternal life